Some interesting about engineer i receive early in the morning..... share with you all about life of an engineer....
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Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:
Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic,see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human but litsen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife
Doctor: are you an engineer?
Man: Yes
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the begining itself that you are are an engineer. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.
Engineer's Life......
Car on Fire
I think most of you might heard some incident happen at the car park.... me too.. I am on my way to have lunch with my friends. While passing by the car park, we saw a huge crowd of people looking at the car park... Me too.. of course..... we all so bzzz mah..... but u know what.... i saw a car is caught on fire... damn.... geli... and the area is quite near to my car... i tot my car was on fire... walao... so scary.... i quickly ask my friend to stop by the side and i stand on the car to check...... and saw my red car .. safe... relief..... 
When I come back to office... i just realize i happen to park the car there... but just change my mind to park else where......... don't know why la....But i think i am lucky enough...... I just get some more detail mail from my friend about the incident at my company car park........ attach the photo.....
Thanks to DRAGON on the photo....... this is the link.....
http://xinqing-xinjing.blogspot.com/2007/11/car-on-fire.html
Highlighted in the red box is my car.... hin.... quite far also la.... may be just now too kin cheong....
More photo.....
My Feeling of the day.....
I am so tiring right now and would like to capture my feeling of today before i bring myself to tomorrow....
A Very good news in the morning with Dora Goh is safe and return home... So happy... as she is not return in cold body.... then i will be very very ..extremely sad.... do i know her...?? so close with her?? She so pretty and charming?
The answer is not at all... I hate to see all this stuff happen around me... again again and again... even reading the newspaper.. today father kill daughter... tomorrow father rape daughter.. then this got kidnap that got gang rape...then snatch thief...... too much.. all bad news....But at least her case make me relief.... she is safe...
So end of her story.. will remove all the banner and post.......
Another good news hit me in the later afternoon, the post i aimed for still vacant and i had email the boss and he is asking me to submit resume and waiting for interview arrangement.. so happy and nervous. I had not gone for interview for 4 years!! My goodness.... very very kin cheong (nervous in hokkien).... how a? I need to get my resume send to them tomorrow.....
SO go sleep now...
The girl is safe.....
Thanks GOD and everyone who pray for her safety. She is fine now and at home now.
IT IS REPORTED THAT DORA GOH IS SAVE AFTER A HUGE RANSOM WAS PAID BY HER FATHER, ITS CONFIRMED BY CLOSE FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES....
Base on what had happen to her, we should have learn something.... Never take thing for granted ... Bad things was give u an SMS when they wan to pay a visit. So please take a good care of yourself and everyone around you.......
Sheep... Lions... Wolf
God has 2 flocks of sheep, he separates them into 2 area. One at North and the other one at South. Due to the nature rules, he need to add in the killer to the sheep to have the environment balance. So he asked both of the sheep to choose which one they want.
1st option: A wolf, it only eat one sheep per day. Only one wolf added. But no exchange.
2nd option: 2 Lions, it ate 3-5 sheep per day. But you can change between 2 lion.
If you were the sheep, which option will you choose.....
Spinning Clockwise or Anti-Clockwise
I have got this from somewhere and find it is very interesting. Try to take a look at the picture below. There is one dancer is spinning around. But the question is whether she spin clock-wise or anti clock wise....
Look at it carefully and confirm what did you see? This is known to be one of the test to determine whether the level of your brain development. Left brain develop better then right brain?
If you see the dancer is spinning clockwise?
Your right brain is better than your left brain.
If you see the dancer is spinning anti clockwise?
Your left brain is better than your right brain.
BUT if you see sometime spin clockwise sometime anti.......
There is something wrong with your brain.. go and book for doctor checkout.....
This is the other slower one.... see it carefully....
Ya.. there is one more thing, if you able to control it to spin clock wise or anti clockwise, then your IQ is hitting 160 and above..... Congratulation....
Girl get kidnapped........
Just receive mail from one of my friend on this. Msg form the email as below.... May be you all might think this might not be true..... But my thinking is better wrong than sorry....
THIS IS TRUE!!!!!! Just called to confirm.... if anyone.. please help to spread this...
So i decide to put this up on my blog in case any of you out there might seen her......... thanks....
An unfortunate thing has happen to one of our staff.
Please send her picture to as many people as possible.
Please, please, please help us find her. She was taken away this morning by 2 men. If you have see her please call the police IMMEDIATELY.
If you have any queries please do not hesitate to contact me.
Thank you.
Leong Lian See, Ms
Department Coordinator, Merchandising
PADINI DOT COM SDN BHD ( 510558-H )
No. 19, Jalan U1 / 20,
Hicom Glenmarie Industrial Park,
40150, Shah Alam.
Selangor Darul Ehsan
Tel : 603 5123 3633
DID : 603 5039 7007
Fax : 603 5569 5242
Mobile : 6016 284 6182
Latest news.....
An eye witness said that she was grabbed by 2 guys, ethnic Chinese into a car which had another guy also ethic Chinese whom was in the drives seat. She described the man whom grabbed Dora as fat while the other was thin and tall (no further description was given-this general description might not be very helpful) As the incident was so sudden and unexpected, they only managed to collect that they were driving a Silver Toyota Camry (plate number 7641)
Anyone who has seen this lady or know of any information that can be helpful, please feel free to contact the nearest police station. Her life is possibly at stake so people please be alert and do take heed as it could have happened to any one of us.
DORA GOH WHOM WAS KIDNAPPED THIS MORNING IN GLENMARIE, SHAH ALAM
Dora Goh Wei Wei, 25 year-old, 155cm
For anyone who manages to find the car or eye-witnessed the case, please report to police or contact +60123515248
Guess what is she doing???
Dear friends....
I got this photo from one of my friend's blog... it is funny when i saw it and i still can't figure out.. what is she doing now?
Anyone of you might help and guess?........
Finally got one leng looi able to guess the answer... is 'Char Bee Hoon' lor....
Why she fried the bee hoon in that way?... Emm... i totally dun have any idea.....
First Step: Put in 'Tao Geh'
Second Step: Put in 'Bee Hoon'
Then start to 'char' lor... hahaha
Sticky Notice Here and There
Last night, while i am waiting to fetch my wife after work, I saw this notice... You all might be familiar and get used to it... but some how trigger me some question?
Will you read it? Will you make a call if you found it suit u? Is there any other alternative? Wonder....
For me... this was ugly.... and some how spoilt the whole scenery... iamge .. everything...... this one was one the tree.. we can found it anywhere..... tree, bus-stop... pole... it is everywhere....
Every time I saw it... I felt angry and frustrated...... but when i am thinking if they are targeting the workers who might walk pass and saw the notice. I really dun understand.... Anyone can help?
Park or No Park
I went for lunch just now at Bayan Baru and able to capture some photo on the parking lot that I had discover earlier. The parking lot is by the road between HSBC and Telekom.
As we all know, we can't park our car when there is a yellow line..... and we can only park our car if there is a parking box. But if we have both in one..... how we should do then?
Park or no park........... This is confusing and wonder if i park my car there.. will I get the 'SAMAN' a???
How would our childen treat us when we are old??
I am having my breakfast this morning at Kampung Jawa Coffee Shop for my favourite roti canai. While I was half way waiting for the yummy roti canai, something had happened and caught everyone attention. Due to my 'busy body' attitude, for sure I will join those uncle and auntie and take a closer look..
OMG, an old guy is about to fall down and some one just manage to grab him off the floor. I saw the old man having difficulty to walk properly and need to use stick to support his body. I would think the floor is way too slippery for him. But it is so lucky for him from falling down and hurt. Some auntie rush to get some water and hot drink for him.
I wonder where are their children? The old guy is in late 70s. He should have children who can and should accompany him to the shop, rather than just leave it alone.
Later, I heard some aunties and uncle talked about the old guy. The old guy walk out from his house to look for food as his children refuse to buy food for him.... And he must walk out and buy it for himself..... WALAO.......
I am stun and speechless...... what had happen to the society..... what had been taught in the school about caring, love, respect... Where are those now? Missing? Buried?
I wonder if I will be like him when I am in that age... wonder........
But something had happened later and make me feel there is still love in this world.... The 'Wan Tan Mee' stall owner left the stall un-attended and fetch the old guy home....
Hopefully more and more people is joining the charity activities.....and may help me in the future.......
Car Plate.......
Kiss
Kami
Tahi = Shit
I can't recall since when i have strong interest on the car plate... as far as i can remember is when one of my best friend - Chong Han told me about a car with plate PAR 15. But the owner purposely make it as italic font, make it looked like PAR15 = PARIS...
What a creative idea.... with that as a benchmarking... i can think of a lot of combination to make our plate a word.... of course those might include some dirty words, such as MAR 10 = MARIO, MAN 9915 = Manggis, PEN 15 = PEXXX (my favourite), PUK 1 = ????..... That day onwards, I told myself.. I will get the plate PEN 15 for sure.... but until today.......... :(
Mario II
But recently I had receive something similar but much more innovative than mine one with snap shot of the car.... all the funny combination make me laugh... lol....
Aduiiii... sakitnya.....
NASA?
WAJA?
Last week when I back to my home town, i am able to get a shot of a car plate that Chinese won't like it at all...... guess what.... 9413 (nine die one alive in Cantonese)... coi...... where got Chinese want this....
I am thinking if give for free also no Chinese will get it... hihi...
9413
